A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
60% of my sense of humor is zooming in really close on a picture of someone’s face
two types of chats
group chat:
lol look at this meme you pieces of shit
private chat:
i don't know anymore. im hoping that someday i'll just know what to do. sorry for complaining and thanks for always listening to me
asexual, bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on
list of things for nb people to say when asked if they are a “boy or a girl”
- no
- probably
- “I HAVE NO GENDER, ONLY RAGE”
- yes
- i am 60000 lizards in a trenchcoat
- *pterodactyl noises*
*wakes up* alright what the fuck
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<b>Favorite Character:</b> *is an asshole*</p><p></p><b>Me:</b> you are by far the most precious cinnamon roll to ever exist<p></p>
i want a world that we can fly in pastel pink sky with fluffy kittens and unicorns